Etiquette: Umbrella Edition

How many times have you walked on the streets of a city in the rain and been beyond frustrated by the lack of respect of fellow pedestrians with their umbrellas? Or have you yourself been a culprit of being in bad umbrella taste? Well, my friends, I say no more! Here are some general guidelines for the etiquette of using an umbrella.

• Carry a quality umbrella. Please oh please do not use an umbrella with a hazardous tip ready to poke the eye out of an innocent bystander! Make sure your rain gear is in shape, otherwise I suggest you make due with a newspaper over your head (and try not to give yourself a paper cut 😉 ). 
• When opening your umbrella, look both ways. Yes, just like when you cross the street only this time make sure that you are not going to hit anyone. 
• If you are the taller party under the umbrella you are expected to hold it. If there is a male and female, the male shall hold it.
• Be prepared to raise your umbrella when passing someone of equal height. Always be ready to be accommodating to make it easier on everyone.
• Close your umbrella before entering a building or going under a cover, such as an awning. 
• Always use an umbrella stand if available. Insisting on carry a wet umbrella through a restaurant or shop is not in good form. 
• When commuting, be sure not to get water on the seat beside you. 
• Never carry your umbrella under your arm. You are apt to inadvertently poke someone if you do. Always carry it vertically.